✈ ✈ ✈ Good afternoon and welcome to flight number 2013…
We are prepared to take off into the New Year. Please make sure that your Attitude and Blessings are secured and locked in an upright position.
All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time. All negativity, hurt and discouragement should be put away.
Should we lose Altitude under pressure, during the flight, reach out and pull down a prayer. Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith. Once your faith is activated you can assist other passengers.
There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight.
The Captain (God) has cleared us for take-off… Destination “GREATNESS”…
I received this email some time ago and I thought I had posted it. Hmmm two years ago.
I hope you enjoy it. I trust you 2015 Flight is going well. 🙂